maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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