I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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