So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Less talking, more tequila
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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