I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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