that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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