Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
you traded sex for a burrito?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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