But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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