Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
