I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
...so i touched it.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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