After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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