no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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