let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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