u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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