i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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