i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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