And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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