You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
