Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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