mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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