So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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