"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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