She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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