Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
no you cant smoke seaweed
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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