Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I love having hate sex.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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