So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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