he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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