Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
birth control should be required to get into college
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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