he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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