The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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