do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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