You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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