i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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