We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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