Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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