Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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