no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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