the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Let's get the cat blown out
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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