We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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