If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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