okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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