would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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