Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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