Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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