At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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