I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
