Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
