It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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