Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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