I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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