yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I deserve this hangover.
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