I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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