what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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