He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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