is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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