ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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