I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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